hi im mahvish and i'm on holiday for 7 weeks

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reblog to expand dong

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

rovrsi:

make up at ter et bantine f/w 2014

george-sjellybabies:

oh man i left my house keys at home

no-teenage-ic0n:

This is too adorable omfg

lostjpg:

i found myself playing the song we used to dance to in my bedroom only this time the song was louder than the sound of my heartbeat

fleurdulys:

Country House by the Attersee, Gustav Klimt

1914

  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it